Let them enjoy what they like! Twi-hards, Potter aficianados(picked this up from answers.yahoo), Directioners, beliebers. I mean come on people! There's one thing about being opinionated, but widely bashing them in front of their faces as if you're a much better person or have much better preference in music, books or films is just arrogant and sad. You might think they don't know better and should see things in this way or that way, but trust me, whether you do as much as you can to crush their spirits, hating on their guts or their obsession's, they will not change unless reason strikes upon them. So yeah, you'll just be hating, haters >:p. And it's as if you guys don't have a secret embarrassing obsession that you think might not be tolerated by society(I HIIIIGHLY doubt none of you have at least one :p). Sure I sound like Chris Crocker shouting "Leave those aimlessly obsessed tweens alone! TAT" but yeah! I'm sayin' that to whomever applies!
Just leave 'em be. That's all.
Unless they transgress the bounds of even putting obviously over LEVEL 9999999999999999 more talented people and those manufactured forms of entertainment together in one sentence.
Brain: Neuro-circuits malfunction in 3 2 1...
*BOOM!*
*drools in the aftermath of explosion*
*looks at screen*
vasdkjfahfksjhlllkjhasskfjhaskmsinfdtooperathewbazhookatoiditoteishsaed!!!
(translate: At least I still have bits of my brain to operate this bazooka to the idiot's head!)
*BAZOOOKABOOM!*
....
(20 seconds later, at the ISSPC Head quarters)
Cat: We here gather, in honor of the death of one of our dearly respected accomplices.
Penguin 1: And what better place to assemble, than in the Igloo Society for Seal, Penguins and Cats.
Lion: But I'm a lion, it should be ISSPCL.
Cat: *hisses* SHUT UP! Like it or not, you're a part of the cat family!
Penguin 2: Fellas! Can you just calm down! We have a ceremony to go through here!
Penguin 3: *shoves Penguin 2* Oh since the Harp Seal of Peace died one minute and a half ago, you think it's your frekkin right to order people to calm the hell down.
Penguin 2: *shoves Penguin 3 harder* I'll order to calm the hell down whoever I want to!
*Penguin 3 and 2 loudly bickers, Penguin 1 tries to intervene, Lion and cat goes through, yes, a cat-fight. *
But penguin 4 could not take any of this situation, she reminisced the times they spent when Harp Seal was around, always bringing peace to the endless cold and civil wars between cat to cat, penguin to penguin, penguin to cat and cat to penguin. The excruciation, felt of her absence. No, Harp Seal would never let this happen!
Penguin 4: guys, GUYS. SHUT THE F*K UP ALL OF YOU!
To the rest of the clan's astonishment, Penguin 4 finally swore her first swear word.
The bickering and fighting eased and sets their eyes upon the then innocent little Penguin number 4.
Cat: Well, as an ISSPC tradition, one who swears her first swear word deserves signification of her dignity.
Penguin 1: Yes, because every swearer always had better emphasis of their dignity.
Penguin 4: *Calms down* And as such, I would request that we look again at the society's prime directive.
Lion: *scratches maine* and what may the prime directive be?
Penguin 2: See? this is why we don't have an L to the acronym of our Society. You don't even bother knowing our PRIME DIRECTIVE?
Cat: Quit it guys! Now, explain Penguin 4, what is our prime directive.
Penguin 4: Our Prime directive, that empowers us all, is the value of friendship, integrity, and loyalty to our theme song.
Penguin 3: *Hums the tune* Friends, Friends, Friends!
Penguin 4: *smirks* Precisely. To which one verse says "If you get murdered, I'll avenge your death".
Penguin 1: *gasp* Penguin 4! You don't mean...?
Penguin 4: Yes, we must kill the human who had caused the end of our Chief of Peace's life. Harp Seal has indeed became a Martyr for commencing what she did.
Lion: You mean, bazooka-ing a laptop screen that reflects on herself afterwards causing her to die?
Cat: One more word out of you, and you wont get a bazooka that we will all be equipped with in the ninth line after this line!
Lion: eep. I'll behave ._.
Penguin 2: But it was an unfair advantage for the human! Harp Seal was left with only a small portion of her brain to realize that the human was in a computer shield!
Penguin 4: Correct number 2. Harp Seal defended The Beatles' name from being defiled by a *shudders* teeny boyband, and in her most underprivileged state. A heroin, a heroin to us all!
A single tear was seen coming out from each of the clan members. Even from the now strong-hearted penguin number 4.
Penguin 4: *flicks drop of tear away* Which is why...
*All of the ISSPC clan suddenly were armed with Bazookas, except for lion*
Lion: hey! You told me I could get a bazooka if I didn't speak, cat!
Cat: You let out more than one word just now didn't yah?
Lions: *growls under his breath*
Penguin 4: *engages Bazooka* This sh*t is going down.
KAY! I'm gonna stop sheesh. You'd do this too if you were...well I don't know anymore.
Bottom line, be sensible with your obsessions. Because you never know when a cat and a few penguins may gang up to kill you.
(Lion: Hey what about me! You created me too!)
Shut up lion.
And which cat are you referring?
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I'm not really sure myself. The cat came out of no where.
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