I too, am hormone driven.

Assalamualaikum :)

Being inspired by my mate's(the beautiful, talented and blonde!) blogpost, I kinda rambled with the thought of a future husband/soul mate and along with the other aspects of girlish dreams listed by her, but this thought came first. (What can I say? Hormones.)



But oy vey, I am just not mature for this D:
As in, my usual thoughts of "the perfect one" would be derided by rationality of its non-existence.
No one in the DAMN world is perfect.
And no one is better at knowing what the perfect person for you would be like besides the One who is the Ultimate perfection, and All-knowing. (see how that relates..?)

But as human as I am, I'm just going to continue rambling, but hold to mind that I believe not 0.00001% of them coming true.

As quoted by Daria "You know dreams don't come true".

What I would want "him" to be like:
1. Full of knowledge, and loves to share it.
ESPECIALLY if it's regarding Islam. I'm in desperate need for spiritual coaching. And of course the fact that I want him to lead me to the road of jannah :)

2. Listens VERY WELL but talks extremely well as well! (WELLLLLLLLLWELLLWELLLL)

3. Plays the guitar/banjo

4. Tries his best to understand every part of me, but does not show that he's actually doing it.

5. Willing to watch a cartoon show with me on Sundays.
....And enjoys it.

6. Able to bring out my best qualities, but does not take advantage from it or take it for granted.

7. Sings the songs I'm currently singing until we finish the whole song. 
Doesn't matter if he's a bad singer, just don't mess up the lyrics. Unless if you're trying to make it funny.

and the hardest part.

8. Loves me more than I love him.

And to complement my pessimism, these are just the traits I do not ever ever want in my *gulp* soul-mate. (feels weird putting the word "my" and "soul-mate" together O__O)

1. He smokes. IN PUBLIC. (just felt the need to express more on this fact)
I can take it if that person is actually caught up with an addiction, and does not expose it to the public air. Addictions are hard to get rid of, but smoking in public is just showing what a DOUCHE you really are!
Just because you want to die faster, doesn't mean the world wants to join you! And what more, it does more danger to US who do not smoke! Seriously, have your last cigarette in public and kill yourself. LITERALLY.

2. Thinks he's always right. (this one too)
I can take it if that person stands his ground on an opinion he believes in, but don't think only your opinion matters and is the best one just because you're an alpha male and your significant other is just "too emotional" to think clearly. If you do so, then go live in another planet on your own where whatever you say is undoubtedly right.

3. Has awful music taste.
Even after I preached him with my songs of love and serenity, he still chose disco music TAT

4. Nosy with everything I do and asks annoying questions.

5. Hates cats.
You CRUEL, SICK person.

6. Ignores the things I say, even when they are unimportant
I thought you're supposed to build up my spirit and confidence, not crush it T__T

7. Thinks he has the right to advise people, and overdoes it.

8. Annoying.

 Welllp, that's about it. Haha just to conclude, I don't feel it's entirely impossible to have these traits come to life, its not like I stuck by the childish dream of having a tall, dark, and handsome Gregory Peck looking or blue-eyed  dreamboat as a husband.

I'll just pray to the All-Knowing that these would be the result, when I smile with closed eyes and decided calmly that "you. you're the one.".

*gives you the puke bucket*
PEACE! Assalamualaikum...